Fishing Without the Fish

So I went out today to do some fishing. I won’t bore anyone with the fishing rhetoric, just that I wanted to catch my dinner. I started with an artificial lure and had the rod almost ripped out of my hand within a few minutes. That was encouraging but my luck didn’t last. Nothing after that. I went to the bait dock and bought some squid, thinking that might do the trick. I spent the next 5 hours without a nibble!

Oh well. Fried spam for dinner.